Bar Jokes: Our Lager

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At home as in the travern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangerovers. For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager Forever and ever, Barmen.


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Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
3 Bums Were Outside A Bar
A Man Comes Home Late One Night Drunk
A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees A Sign That Reads
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A Drunken Old Man Walked Into A Bar
One Day A Pirate And A Bartender Were Talking To Each Other In A Bar
Two Texans Were Seated At The End Of A Bar When A Gorgeous Young Lady Sits Down
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Two Men Are Sitting Around Drinking
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A Man Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
A Cowboy Rides His Horse Up To A Saloon
A Guy With A Very Small Head Was Sitting At A Bar Drinking When The Bartender Asked Him Why His Head Was So Small
One Night A Man With No Voice And His Friend Went To A Bar
Roy Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
I Walked Into A Bar The Other Day And Ordered A Double
3 Guys Were In A Bar And Flies Flew Into Their Drinks
There Was This Guy At A Bar Just Looking At His Drink
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Order Drinks
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Charles Dickens Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Martini
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An Irish Man Is Sitting In A Pub One Night When 3 Englishmen Walked In
A Guy Goes Into A Bar Orders Twelve Shots And Starts Drinking
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Bob Goes Into A Cafe And Takes A Seat Near The Window
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A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Brown Paper Bag
A Man Sat Down At A Bar Looked Into His Shirt Pocket And Ordered A Double Scotch
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Sit Down At A Table
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A Seaman Meets A Pirate In A Bar And Talk Turns To Their Adventures On The Sea
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Beer
One Night A Drunk Comes Stumbling Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender Drinks For All On Me
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Our Lager
Secretaries Powell And Rumsfeld Are Sitting In A Bar
An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman Walk Into A Bar And Each Orders A Pint Of Beer
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Two Cowboys Were Sitting In A Bar When One Asked His Friend If He Had Heard Of The New Sex Position Called Rodeo
A Farmer Was In A Bar Drinking And Looking All Depressed
A Frenchman Walks Into A Bar Smiles At The Landlord
A Man Went For An Audition At A Local Club
Every Friday Night Three Men Go To A Bar And Complain About Their Wives
One Day An Englishman A Scotsman And An Irishman Walked Into A Pub Together
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