Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, There Was Once A Rabbit In A Bird Who Didnt Like Each Other

There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other. One day, they found a gini lamp, The gini said he would give them each 3 wishes. The bear went first, he said, "I wish to be the only male baear in this forest, and all the rest are female." and he got his wish. Then the Rabbit went, he said "I want a motorcycle" and he very well got his wish too. Then the bear went again, he said "I wish to be the only male bear in the US, and all the rest are female, and he got his wish, Then the Rabbit went, "I wish for a helmet to go with my motorcycle. Of course, he got his wish. It was their last wish, the bear wished to be the only male bear in the whole world and all the rest are female. The the rabbit took its final wish, he said, "I wish that bear is gay"

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