Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Rednecks

What does NASCAR stand really stand for: Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
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You might be a redneck If you think "wind sprints" Means running from a fart!
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How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin!
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You might be a redneck If you prefer car keys To Q-Tips!
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If your wife ever says, "Take the carburetor out of the tub so I can take a bath," you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if...

...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!

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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

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Rednecks play Powerball too A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
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How does a redneck take a bubble bath? He farts in a puddle!
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You might be a redneck If you think Dom Perignon Is a mafia boss!
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