Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Rednecks

What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth!
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What does NASCAR stand really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks!
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You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
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Q: How do you define a redneck virgin? A: Girl who can run faster than her brothers!
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You might be a redneck If when you walk the dog You both use the same bush!
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You know you married a redneck, when she fills out her family reunion name tag, "Four for a Dollar."
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You might be a redneck If you regularly check The mileage on your home!
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You might be a redneck, if you can French kiss, with a toothpick in your mouth!
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What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion!
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What does a redneck call the phone company? Taco Bell!
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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.
They said too much of everything is bad... But too much of goodness ain't bad?