Redneck Jokes * 21 Funny Jokes About Rednecks

You might be a redneck, if you can French kiss, with a toothpick in your mouth!

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What does NASCAR stand really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks!

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What does a redneck call the phone company? Taco Bell!

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What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion!

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What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth!

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Q: How do you define a redneck virgin? A: Girl who can run faster than her brothers!

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You might be a redneck If when you walk the dog You both use the same bush!

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You might be a redneck If you regularly check The mileage on your home!

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How does a redneck take a bubble bath? He farts in a puddle!

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You might be a redneck. If you think fast food is. Hitting a deer at 90 MPH!

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You know you married a redneck, when she fills out her family reunion name tag, "Four for a Dollar."

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You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.

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You might be a redneck if... ...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!

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You might be a redneck, if you think "wind sprints", means running from a fart!

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You know your a redneck If you go to a family reunion Looking for a girlfriend!

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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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You might be a redneck If you go to your family reunion To meet women!

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Your teeth are so busted. That you can kiss your mother. And comb her mustache at the same time!

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You might be a redneck If you let your 12 year old daughter Smoke at the table in front of her kid!

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What has 72 arms and 36 heads and has an I.Q. of 12? A redneck bar on Friday night!

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If your dog and your wallet, are on the same chain, you might be a redneck!

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You Could Be A Redneck If You Were Just Married And You Have
If You Say It Is Hard To Keep A Tractor Strait As Is A Gay Strait
How Do You Know That The Toothbrush Was
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wedding
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married
If Your Wife Asks You To Get Some Groceries
You Know Your A Redneck When Some One Kicks Your
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Senior
You Might Be A Redneck If The
You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Can Of RAID
You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food Is
You Might Be Redneck If Your Fly-swatter
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Stove Is On The Porch And Your
How Long Does A Redneck Cook His Meat
You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider The Fifth Grade
What Do You Get When You Have 32 Rednecks In A Room
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A Redneck Walks Into A Hardware Store And Asks For A Chain Saw Thatwill Cut 6 Trees In One Hour
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Ever Vacationed
How Does A Redneck Take A Bubble bath?
You Might Be A Redneck If You Smoke
What Do You Call 88 Rednecks In An Orgy?
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wears
2 Rednecks Go To A Whorehouse And Knock On The Door
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think WWE
Family Reunion
You Might Be A Redneck If Rather Than Drinking
You Might Be A Redneck If You Sell
You Know Your A Redneck If A Beaver
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Last Words To The Star Spangled Banner
You Might Be Redneck If Your House
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think
What Does A Redneck Say To His Friend After He Has Just Stolen Something
Three Blondes Have Just Finished A Jigsaw-puzzle So They Decide To Celebrate By Going Out
You Might Be A Redneck If You Recycle Motor Oil By
What Do You 42 Rednecks Chasing A Queer
You Might Be A Redneck If You Take
A Small Zoo In Alabama Acquires A Rare Gorilla Who Quickly Becomes Agitated
You Might Be A Redneck If The Roof Of Your Truck Is
If A Couple From Tennessee Get A Legal Divorce
There May Be A Redneck In The Ghetto If
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mattress Has
One Day In A Small Town In The Middle Of No-where A Redneck Wearing Nothing But Jeans And Suspenders
You Might Be A Redneck If You Pee In The Pool
You Might Be A Redneck If One Of Your Kids


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