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Funny Jokes About Rednecks

You might be a redneck if you believe books are bad luck!
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Question: What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12?
Answer: A redneck bar on Friday night!

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You might be a redneck if you think WWE should be an Olympic sport!
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You might be a redneck if you think all-star wrestling should be an Olympic sport!
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You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.
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Question: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
Answer: He farts in a puddle!

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You might be a redneck.
If you like to brag.
You learned to fire a shotgun.
Before you could walk!

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You might be a redneck.
If every time you see a sign that says: "Just Say No To Crack"
It reminds you to pull up your pants!

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How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin!

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Question: What does a redneck say before he gets injured?
Answer: "Watch this!"

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