Funny Jokes | Dirty Jokes | Johnny And Rebecca Were Walking Down The Road And When All Of A Sudden He Sees A 20 dollar Bill

Johnny and Rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill and tells Rebecca, "Who's is it, mine or yours?" So she says, "Mine." Then they make a left and see a 50 dollar bill and he says to her, "Who's it, mine or yours?" Now they are almost at the store and there is a dick in her mouth, he says, "Who's is it?" Then Rebecca says, "YOURS, YOURS, OH YOURS!"

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