Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, A Man Goes In The Sex Shop And Asks The Clerk Where The Blow Up Dolls Are

A man goes in the sex shop and asks the clerk where the blow up dolls are. So he says, "Which one, we have Christian and Muslim?" The man says, "What's the difference?" The clerk then says, "Well, the Christian ones are normal, but the Muslim ones blow them self up!"

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