Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | A Marine And Navy-man Are In The Bathroom Together

A Marine and Navy-man are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands. "Hey," says the Navy-man, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands." "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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