Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, A Businessman From New York Is Driving Through Mississippi On His Way Home For Christmas

3 Wise Man A businessman from New York is driving through Mississippi on his way home for Christmas. He stops at a local store and notices the three wise men out front are dressed like firefighters. While inside, the man asks the clerk about it. "You city folk think you know everything," says the clerk as he reaches for his Bible. "But it says right here that the three wise men came from afar."

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