Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | A Fat Man Is Dancing At A Disco And He Is Approached By A Beautiful Woman

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman. "What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman. The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang." The woman laughs and says, "If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"

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