Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | A Man Walks Up To The Teller At A Bank Pulls Out A Gun And Demands 25000 In Cash

A man walks up to the teller at a bank, pulls out a gun, and demands $25,000 in cash. The teller gets the $25,000 in cash and hands it over to the robber. As the robber turns to leave he realizes that he better cover his and make sure no one tells the cops who he is. So he turns to the bank teller and says, "Did I rob this bank today?" The bank teller, being all confused about the situation, says, "yes you did." The robber then points the gun and her head, pulls the trigger, and BANG! She's dead. He then turns to the man in line behind him. He asks the man the very same question. "Did I rob this bank today?" The man looks at the robber then at the dead teller and says, "No, but my wife did."

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