Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, A Man With A Pegleg Hook Hand And An Eyepatch Went To Apply To Be A Pirate

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: "How did you get that pegleg?" Pirate: "Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war." Interviewer: "How did you get that hook?" Pirate: "I got me hand cut off by a big knife." Interviewer: "What about your eyepatch?" Pirate: "It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye." Interviewer: "And that put your eye out?" Pirate: "No, it was the day after I got me hook."

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