Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, Canada In View Of Recent Events Will Be Changing The Maple Leaf On The Flag To A Marijuana Plant

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.



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