Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | Dick Cheney Walks Into The Oval Office And Sees The President Whooping And Hollering

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"






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