Funny Jokes, Blonde Jokes, How Do You Know When A Blonde Is Going To Say Something Stupid

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid? A: She opens her mouth!



One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!