Various Jokes: How To Be Politically Correct When Talking About Men

How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) He does not have a beer gut... He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys) He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys) He is not quiet... He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is a SAMS grad. He is not stupid... He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He is a field grade. He does not get lost all the time... He discovers Alternative Destinations. He gets temporarily misoriented. He is not balding... He is in Follicle Regression. He has a REALLY squared away high and tight. He is not a cradle robber... He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He is breaking the new fraternization policies. He does not get falling-down drunk... He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He practices his IMTs in the club. He is not short... He is Anatomically Compact. He suffers from a Napoleon Complex. He does not have a rich daddy... He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion. He has the Army as a hobby. He does not constantly talk about cars... He has a Vehicular Addiction. He must be a Transporter. He does not have a hot body... He is Physically Combustible. He is a PT stud. He is not unsophisticated... He is Socially Challenged. He is a Ranger. He does not eat like a pig... He suffers from Reverse Bulimia. He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut. He is not a bad dancer... He is Overly Caucasian. He is from the Muddy Boots Army. He does not hog the blankets... He is Thermally Unappreciative. He is a Blue Falcon. He is not a male chauvinist pig... He has Swine Empathy. He must be combat arms. He is not afraid of commitment... He is Monogamously Challenged. He loves TDY.