Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, Mother Asked Her Newly Wedded Daughter Who Came After Her Honeymoon Trip For A Week

Mother asked her newly wedded daughter who came after her honeymoon trip for a week, "How was the last week?" She replied, "The whole week made my hole weak!"

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!