Doctor Jokes: My Hair Keeps Falling Out

Patient: "My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?" Doctor: "A shoe box!"


More Doctor Jokes:

One Day A Guy Goes To His Doctor And Says Doc I Have These Real Bad Headaches
I Have An Earache
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
A Man Having Trouble Achieving An Erection Decides To Consult A Witch Doctor
A Woman Goes To See A Psychiatrist
A Psychotherapist Was Having A Roaring Business Since He Started From Scratch
Doctor Nick Walks Into His Office To Talk To A Patient
Doctor If I Give Up Wine Women And Song Will I Live Longer
A Pretty Young Blonde Visiting Her New Doctor For The First Time
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
I Think I Swallowed A Pillow
Health Care Costs Are Rising Uncontrollably Across The World
After 12 Years Of Therapy My Psychiatrist Said
A Woman Visiting Her Doctor’s Office Suddenly Blurts Out Doctor Kiss Me
A Jelly Baby Goes To The Doctor
I Have Good News And Bad News
Doctor Every Time I Sneeze I Have An Orgasm
My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor
One Day A Guy Goes To His Doctor And Says Doc I Have These Real Bad Headaches What Should I Do
A Brunette Goes To The Doctor And As She Touches Each Part Of Her Body With Her Finger
How Is That Little Girl Doing Who Swallowed Ten Quarters Last Night
Wel What Have We Here
Brief History Of Medicine
In A Hospital's Intensive Care Unit Patients Were Dying In The Same Bed Every Sunday
Doctor I Think I Need Glasses
A Patient Came To His Dentist With Problems With His Teeth
A Guy Burned Two Ears
Doctor What Does The X-ray Of My Head Show
The Psychology Instructor Had Just Finished A Lecture On Mental Health And Was Giving An Oral Test
What Is The Difference Between A Genealogist And A Gynecologist
What Seems To Be The Trouble
One Day This Woman Went To Her Doctores And Said I Cant Get My Husband On Me
One Day At A Trial An Eminent Psychologist Was Called To Testify
Patient To Cosmetic Surgeon Will It Hurt Me Doctor
A Modest Man Is In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Shows Him His Penis
How Many Psychiatrists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb
A Man Speaks Frantically Into The Phone My Wife Is Pregnant
A Doctor George Bush A Priest And A Little Boy Were On A Plane
My Hair Keeps Falling Out
What Should I Do If My Temperature Goes Up Five More Points
Doctor There Is A Man In The Waiting Room With A Glass Eye Named Brown
A Man Goes To His Doctor With A Banana Stuck In Each Ear And Grapes Stuck Up His Nose
Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar
Doctor Feel Like A Pirate
A Lady Walks Into Her Doctors Office Screaming
Two Psychiatrists Were Walking Down A Hall
My Wife Beats Me Doctor
A Man Named Matt Went To The Doctor To Get Some Pills

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!