Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | New Vocabulary Words

New Vocabulary Words 1 Arachnoleptic - fit The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 2 Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. 3 Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4 Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 5 Dopelar - effect The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly. 6 Extraterrestaurant - An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. 7 Foreploy - Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex. 8 Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 9 Kinstirpation - A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.