Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Odd But True Facts

Odd but True Facts * Molecularly speaking, water is actually much drier than sand. * The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone. * The brand name "Jelly Belly" was created in 1982 after Nancy Reagan made a much-publicized quip about her husband's 20-pound weight gain. * The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions. * Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought. * Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed. * Comic duo Cheech and Chong were originally known as Spic and Span before changing due to pressure from Chicano organizations. * The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries. * Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.