Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Son And Mother Were On A Bus When The Kid Saw Two Dogs Havin Sex

Son and mother were on a bus when the kid saw two dogs having sex, he asks his mum, "What are they doing mummy?" She replies, "Baking a cake" Then the kid says, "You and daddy were baking a cake last night weren't you mummy?" She replies, "How do you know me and daddy were baking a cake?" The kid says, "Because I licked the icing of the sofa!"




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