Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, Taxiing Down The Tarmac The Jetliner Abruptly Stopped Turned Around And Returned To The Gate

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."



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