Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Three Men Were In A Sauna

Three men were in a sauna. An Italian, a German, and a Pollack. Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged. Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and carried a conversation. After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls. The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom. He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt. The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look. He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"

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