Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.






One-Liner Top 5:

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