Various Jokes: What Do You Get When You Cross A Fortune Teller With A Prostitute

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute? Your whoroscope!

More Various Jokes:

One Day Two Kids Were Wandering Around Near A Stream
An English Man And An Irish Man Are Driving Head On At Night On A Twisty Dark Road
We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness
What Do You Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
What Do A Hockey Player And A Magician Have In Common
A Young Businessman Had Just Started His Own Firm
A Funny Story There Are Many Wise And Foolish Men
What Do You Call A Person Who Can Sit On An Ice Cream And Tell The Flavor
How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
Two Little Squirrels Were Walking Along In The Forest
A Hunter Visited Another Hunter And Was Given A Tour Of His Home
The LAPD The FBI And The CIA Are All Trying To Prove That They Are The Best At Apprehending Criminals
One Day A Little Girl Was Sitting At The Breakfast Table With Her Mother
My Four Year Old And I Were Discussing Holidays
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
Two Men Talking In The Bookies What S Wrong Charlie You Don T Look So Good This Morning
A Truck Driver Stopped At A Truck Stop For Breakfast The Waitress Who Was New On The Job Came Over To Take His Order
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
News Flash Today The World Was Stunned By The News Of The Death Of The Energizer Bunny
There Were Three Priests In A Railroad Station All Wanting To Go Home To Pittsburgh
The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats
A Police Officer In A Small Town Stopped A Motorist
What Do U Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
What Do You Call A Prostitute With No Arms Or Legs
How Do You Spell Mississippi Without Eyes
All Workers Please Be Advised Of The Following Changes To The Travel Policy
A Man Was Driving Down A Quiet Country Lane When Out Into The Road Strayed A Rooster
One Day A Secretary Is Leaving On Her Lunch Break And She Notices Her Boss Standing In Front Of A Shredder
Einstein Climbs To The Top Of Mt Sinai To Get Close Enough To Talk To God
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
Hey Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Arrived Late To The Dinner Party
Are You Cold
A Frat Boy Gets Into The Back Of A Cab And Asks The Cabbie Do You Have Enough Room Up There For A Pizza And A Six Pack Of Beer
A Man Walks Into A Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
He Had Two Parrots
They Was Three Man Named Nobody Somebody And Mad One
Dear Mr Blix
A Man Goes In The Sex Shop And Asks The Clerk Where The Blow Up Dolls Are
An Organization Is Like A Tree Full Of Monkeys
Two Hunters Got A Pilot To Fly Them Into The Far North For Elk Hunting
One Morning The Husband Returns After Several Hours Of Fishing And Decides To Take A Nap
The Election Is Over The Results Are Well Known
Their Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
The Problem With Political Jokes Is
To All Personnel From Accounting
A Waiter Asks A Man May I Take Your Order Sir
Two Parents Take Their Son On A Vacation And Go To A Nude Beach
A Mexican magician tells the audience