Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | What Is A Million Years Like To You

Mortal: "What is a million years like to you?" God: "Like one second." Mortal: "What is a million dollars like to you?" God: "Like one penny." Mortal: "Can I have a penny?" God: "Just a second."

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.