Funny Jokes, Various Jokes, What Is A Million Years Like To You

Mortal: "What is a million years like to you?" God: "Like one second." Mortal: "What is a million dollars like to you?" God: "Like one penny." Mortal: "Can I have a penny?" God: "Just a second."

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!