Funny Jokes, Question And Answer Jokes, Why Are There Only Two Paul-bearers At A Mexican Funeral

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can!



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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!