Various Jokes: Why Do They Make Glow In The Dark Condoms

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.


More Various Jokes:

One Day Two Kids Were Wandering Around Near A Stream
We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness
An English Man And An Irish Man Are Driving Head On At Night On A Twisty Dark Road
What Do You Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
What Do A Hockey Player And A Magician Have In Common
A Young Businessman Had Just Started His Own Firm
A Funny Story There Are Many Wise And Foolish Men
How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense
What Do You Call A Person Who Can Sit On An Ice Cream And Tell The Flavor
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
Two Little Squirrels Were Walking Along In The Forest
The LAPD The FBI And The CIA Are All Trying To Prove That They Are The Best At Apprehending Criminals
One Day A Little Girl Was Sitting At The Breakfast Table With Her Mother
A Hunter Visited Another Hunter And Was Given A Tour Of His Home
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
My Four Year Old And I Were Discussing Holidays
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
Two Men Talking In The Bookies What S Wrong Charlie You Don T Look So Good This Morning
News Flash Today The World Was Stunned By The News Of The Death Of The Energizer Bunny
A Truck Driver Stopped At A Truck Stop For Breakfast The Waitress Who Was New On The Job Came Over To Take His Order
There Were Three Priests In A Railroad Station All Wanting To Go Home To Pittsburgh
The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats
How Do You Spell Mississippi Without Eyes
Einstein Climbs To The Top Of Mt Sinai To Get Close Enough To Talk To God
What Do You Call A Prostitute With No Arms Or Legs
A Police Officer In A Small Town Stopped A Motorist
All Workers Please Be Advised Of The Following Changes To The Travel Policy
Are You Cold
Hey Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Arrived Late To The Dinner Party
A Man Was Driving Down A Quiet Country Lane When Out Into The Road Strayed A Rooster
What Do U Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
He Had Two Parrots
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
A Frat Boy Gets Into The Back Of A Cab And Asks The Cabbie Do You Have Enough Room Up There For A Pizza And A Six Pack Of Beer
One Morning The Husband Returns After Several Hours Of Fishing And Decides To Take A Nap
One Day A Secretary Is Leaving On Her Lunch Break And She Notices Her Boss Standing In Front Of A Shredder
Dear Mr Blix
A Man Walks Into A Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide
To All Personnel From Accounting
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
The Problem With Political Jokes Is
Two Hunters Got A Pilot To Fly Them Into The Far North For Elk Hunting
Two Parents Take Their Son On A Vacation And Go To A Nude Beach
They Was Three Man Named Nobody Somebody And Mad One
A Mexican magician tells the audience
When Jane Initially Met Tarzan Of The Jungle
A Man Goes In The Sex Shop And Asks The Clerk Where The Blow Up Dolls Are
The Election Is Over The Results Are Well Known
Their Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
If A Man And A Woman Get Married In Texas

Funny Jokes:

A Four Year Old Little Boy Was At The Doctors Office With His Mother In The Waiting Room When He Spotted A Pregnant Lady On The Other Side Of The Room
Three Blondes Were Driving To Disney World And They Saw A Sign Disney World Left
In A Class On Abnormal Psychology The Instructor Was About To Introduce The Subject Of Manic Depression
After Living In The Remote Wilderness Of Kentucky All His Life An Old Codger Decided It Was Time To Visit The Big City
You Might Be A Redneck If You Like To Brag You Learned To Fire A Shotgun
A Woman Wearing A Strapless Gown And Sporting A Necklace With An Airplane As The Locket Sees A Young Man
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
Your Mamas So Stinky That When She Farts Every Body On
Two Men Arrive At The Pearly Gates At About The Same Time Both Wanting To Know If They Will Be Admitted To Heaven
A Husband And Wife Out Enjoying A Round Of Golf Were About To Tee Off On The Third Hole Which Was Lined With Beautiful Homes
Your Mama So Poor When She Went To Mcdonalds
Theres A Boy Named Jhonne And His Mom Is Always In The Bed With Kids
Yo Momma Is Like Hardware Store
Your Mama Doesnt Clean Her Fanny At All Because
How Do You Make A Pool Table Laugh
Two Cellphones Had A Baby
Two Blondes Meet In Heaven
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Got Ran Over
Yo Mama Is So Nasty She Puts Ice Down Her

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.