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Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers? Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!






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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.