Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Yo Mama

Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!
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Yo mama so poor When I rang her doorbell The toilet flushed!
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Yo mama is so fat She sells shade In the summer!
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Yo mama is so fat When she stepped on the scale It said: "To be continued!"
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Yo mama is so fat She sat on the rainbow And skittles popped out!
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Ur mums so greasy i fucked her and my dick got fried
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Your mama so small she hang glides on dorito chips
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Yo mama so fat She goes swimming And gets harpooned!
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Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.
They said too much of everything is bad... But too much of goodness ain't bad?