Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Yo Mama

Yo mama so short. She did a suicide jump. Off of the curb!

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Yo mama is so fat. That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease. The doctor gave her 18 years to live!

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Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I could check her blood pressure.

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Yo mama head so big She has to step into her shirts! Yo mama head so big It shows up on radar!

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Yo mama is so stupid She locked herself in the bathroom And peed herself!

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Yo mama so fat She steps on a scale And it said, "Please step away from the vehicle!"

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Yo mama so dumb She climbed a glass wall To see what was on the other side!

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Yo mama is so ugly Her shadow runs away from her!

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Yo mama is so skinny She hula hoops With a cheerio!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection said "oh forget this"

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