Yo Mama Jokes * 21 Funny Jokes About Yo Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!

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Yo mama is so fat. That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease. The doctor gave her 18 years to live!

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Yo mama head so big She has to step into her shirts! Yo mama head so big It shows up on radar!

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Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!

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Yo mama is so stupid She locked herself in the bathroom And peed herself!

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Yo house so small i stuck the key in and broke the back window

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Yo Mama is so fat That she got baptized At Sea World!

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Yo mama so short. She did a suicide jump. Off of the curb!

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Yo mama so fat Instead of having lint in her belly button She has full sweaters!

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Yo mama is so ugly Her shadow runs away from her!

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Yo mama is so fat, you need a road map, to find your way around her!

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Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

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Yo Mama is so stupid She thought an elevator Was a mobile home!

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Yo mama is so fat That the back of her neck looks like A package of hot dogs!

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Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I could check her blood pressure.

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Yo mama is so fat She sat on the rainbow And skittles popped out!

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Yo mama so fat, she steps on a scale, and it said, "Please step away from the vehicle!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she is dumber than me.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection said "oh forget this"

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Yo momma so ugly bob the builder said sorry cant fix it

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops, with a cheerio!

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More Funny Jokes About Yo Mama:

Yo Mama Is So Skinny She Could
Yo Mama Is Like A Drug
If Ugliness Was A Record Yo Mama
Yo Mama Is So Hideously Ugly That At Christmas
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Steped On A Scale
Yo Mama So Fat She Sat On A Dollar Bill And
Yo Mama Is So Dumb That She Got Locked In The Bathroom
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Was Walking Down The Street
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Wanted A Water Bed
Yo Mama Is So Hairy She Went Streaking And The Zoo Came And
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Locked Herself
Yo Mama So Scary When She
Yo Mama So Fat When You Tried To
Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Get Baptized
Yo Mama Is So Bald That
Your Mama Is So Fat She Once Got Stuck
Your Mama Is So Poor She Does Her Homework
Your Mama So Fat That When She Backs
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Sends
Yo Mama So Fat It Took 1 Train 4 Cars And 7 Buses
Your Mama Is So Fat That When She Went To The Zoo
Yo Mama So Short She Has To Slam
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Traded
Yo Mama So Skinny A Guy Mistaked
Yo Mama So Stupid When You Were Born
Your Momma Is So Ugly That When She Looked In The
Yo Mama So Fat When She Jumped Out The Window
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Eats Cereal
Your Mamma So Short You Can See Her
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought A Ribbed
Yo Mama Like A Chicken Farm
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Sat On The Rainbow
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Goes To The 99 Cent Store And
Your Mom So Fat She Sweat
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She
Yo Mama So Cheap That She
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Stepped On The Scale
Yo Mama Is So Old She Went To An Antique Shop
Yo Mama So Fat That Her Feet Stick
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street And
Yo Mamma So Fat Her Blood
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Walked Pass The
Yo Mama Teeth Are So Yellow
You So Ugly Yo Mama Tried To Sell
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Tripped
When Yo Mama Goes To Burger King And She Buys A Burger
Yo Mama Is So Fat That You Have To Spread Her Legs
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Sold
Yo Mama So Fat She Makes
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When We Told Her To Go In The Living Room And Sit On


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