Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Yo Mama

Yo mama so short She did a suicide jump Off of the curb!
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Yo mama is so fat That when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease The doctor gave her 18 years to live!
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Yo mama head so big She has to step into her shirts! Yo mama head so big It shows up on radar!
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Yo Mama is so skinny That you had to use dental floss For toilet paper!
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Yo Mama is so fat She irons her clothes With a steamroller!
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Yo mama so fat She makes free Willy Look like a Tic Tac!
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Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Yo mama so fat When she jumps for joy She gets stuck!
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Yo mama so fat She steps on a scale And it said, "Please step away from the vehicle!"
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Yo mama so dumb She climbed a glass wall To see what was on the other side!
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