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A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands? then the boy next to the girl pokes her with a pencil and the little girl says god! the teacher said very good now who is the son of god the boy pokes her again and she said jesus christ! then the teach says good girl now what did eve say when her and adam had there 24th child then the boy pokes her again and she says IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL TAKE IT OFF YOU AND SNAP IT IN HALF!

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