Funny Jokes | Relationship Jokes | A Wife Comes Home From Playing Golf With Her Friends

A wife comes home from playing golf with her friends. "How was your day?" her husband asks. "It was just awful," she replies. "I got stung by a bee." "Oh, that must've hurt. Where'd you get stung?" the husband asks. "Between the first and second holes," she tells him. "Hmm," he says. "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

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