Funny Jokes | Doctor Jokes | Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar

Four doctors who hadnít seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to who makes the best surgical patients. The first said, "For sure, electrical engineers." "You open Ďem up," he contended, "and everything is color-coded." "Nah," said the second. "Itís librarians. You open Ďem up and everything is alphabetized." The third scoffed, "Of course not!" "Itís accountants. You open Ďem up and everything is numbered." "Lawyers," said the fourth, with a shake of his head. "Itís lawyers, you idiots! No heart, no guts, no spine, and the ass and the brain are interchangeable."

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