Various Jokes: It Was Cristmas Eve And Hannah Was Getting Ready For Bed

It was cristmas eve and hannah was getting ready for bed she was about three she put out milk and cookies for santa kissed her mom and dad goodnight and went to bed after awhile they startedhaving sex then went to bed the little girl woke up in the morning and her parents came down a bit latter hannah was telling them how santa came but he left some "icing" on the couch but not to worry cuz she licked it up.

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