Funny Jokes | Blonde Jokes | There Were 3 Girls Stuck On A Island A Red Head A Brunet And A Blonde

There where 3 girls stuck on a island; a red head, a brunet and a blonde. They found a magic lamp. The lamp granted them each 1 wish. The red head wished to go home with her family. The brunet wished for an air plane so she could go home. And the blonde wished... her friends were with her...






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.