Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Top 10 Bumper Stickers

Top 10 Bumper Stickers 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing. 5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". 6...I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 7...Illiterate? Write For Help 8...If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong 9...Cat: The Other White Meat 10...Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!