Celebrity Jokes: Why Did Osama Bin Laden Visit Mount Sinai?

Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai? He wanted to see the burning Bush!


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One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.