A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
The rooster disappeared under the car.
A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell.
A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, 'I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.'
the farmer replied, 'you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.'
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