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Animal Jokes: What Did The Fish Say When

Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you get when you cross a pig
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
• This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
• A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea
• There was a terrible bus accident
• There was a terrible bus accident
• What do you do to an elephant with three balls

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