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Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• What do you get when you cross a pig
• A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
• A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
• There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
• This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
• Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
• There were three roasters
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street

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Funny jokes

• If fruit grows on a fruit tree then what does chicken grow on
• You mamma is so stupid that on friday the 13th
• Frank: "Emilia How Many Boyfriends Do You Have?" Emilia: "You
• Girls is time x money
• How do you know if the head chef is a clown
• A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time
• Minnie tells mickey she wants a divorce
• I Liked Beer So Much That My Family Didn't
• A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
• What does a redneck say before he gets injured