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Animal Jokes: What Do You Get If You

Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
• Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
• A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
• Recently the psychic hotline and psychic friends network have launched hotlines for frogs
• What dog keeps the best time
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear

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