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Animal Jokes: What Do You Get If You

Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• There was a papa mole a mama mole and a baby mole
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• There was a terrible bus accident
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
• What dog keeps the best time
• This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
• How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree

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