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Animal Jokes: What Do You Get If You

Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• A bear and a rabbit was taking a shit in the woods
• Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
• Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
• What dog keeps the best time

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• There was a terrible bus accident
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• Two bats are going for their midnight feed
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
• Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
• What do you get when you cross a pig
• How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
• This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks

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