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Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• There was a papa mole a mama mole and a baby mole
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• There was a terrible bus accident
• Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea
• A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
• This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
• What dog keeps the best time
• What do you get when you cross a pig
• An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
• A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
• Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah

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Funny jokes

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• Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter
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• What do osama bin laden and custer have in common
• There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
• If Bill Gates Had A Penny For Every Time I
• A teacher asks her class if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left
• A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis