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This page contains 10 Bad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Bad Jokes first.

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Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit

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You so poor I walked inside your house and asked for dinner, your dad pulled down his pants and said, "Hot dog?"

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What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!

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Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!

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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

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My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?"
Well, this sounds good to me.
It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.
Then we return "her"
to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, Well, I guess we answered THAT question!

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What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!

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