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This page contains 10 Bad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Bad Jokes first.

What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!

Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, 'Well, I guess we answered THAT question!'

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of womens deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!

One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing.... as time passes the father pulls out a beer son- dad can i have one'
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have any.
more time passes they catch some fish... father lights up a ciggerrette... son- dad can i have one?
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have one.
more time passes ...this time the son pulls out some cookies .... father- son can i have one?
son- can your dick touch your ass?
father- yes.
son- well then GO FUCK YOURSELF!

What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender

A Asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport.
he is stopped by a Cardnial waves to the Taxi.
the taxi driver is extremely racist against black people and will swerve to hit them if he sees them.
as they drive he just misses a black guy and the Cardinal ive the taxi driver a funny expression.
as they pass another black man the Cardnial opens the door and whacks the black man, the screamed 'death to america!'

If you think life is bad...
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...
Your life ain't that bad!


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