Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit
What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, 'Well, I guess we answered THAT question!'
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.
The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says 'Hey little girl.
What are you doing?'
The little girl says 'I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!'
The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
'Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!'
the fireman says.
'Thanks mister', says the little girl.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
'Little girl', says the fireman, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster.'
The little girl says, 'You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!'
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, 'What are you doing?!'
The blind man replies, 'Just looking around.'
When I was born I was Black.
When I grow up I am black.
When I am sick I am black.
When I go in the sun I am black.
When I am cold I am black.
When I die I am black.
When you are born you are pink.
When you grow up you are white.
When you are sick you turn green.
When you go in the sun you get red.
When you are cold you turn blue.
When you die you turn purple.
And you have the fucking nerve to call me COLORED!
What is the first thing a woman does when she leaves a battered wives shelter?
gets back in the kitchen if she knows whats good for her
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender