The funniest website!The funniest website!Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their Way!
Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver. cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit
You so poor I walked inside your house and asked for dinner, your dad pulled down his pants and said, "Hot dog?"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated. The egg mutters, to no one in particular, ’Well, I guess we answered THAT question!’
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel. spacer
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry!
What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden? A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!
