The funniest website!The funniest website!Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit
You so poor I walked inside your house and asked for dinner, your dad pulled down his pants and said, "Hot dog?"
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!
Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.
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My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?"
Well, this sounds good to me.
It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.
Then we return "her"
to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, ’Well, I guess we answered THAT question!’
What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!
