What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated. The egg mutters, to no one in particular, 'Well, I guess we answered THAT question!'
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver. cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit
My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
You so poor I walked inside your house and asked for dinner, your dad pulled down his pants and said, "Hot dog?"
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working. Kick her.
Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their Way!
A Asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport. he is stopped by a Cardnial waves to the Taxi. the taxi driver is extremely racist against black people and will swerve to hit them if he sees them. as they drive he just misses a black guy and the Cardinal ive the taxi driver a funny expression. as they pass another black man the Cardnial opens the door and whacks the black man, the screamed "death to america!"