Bad Jokes

This page contains 10 Bad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Bad Jokes first.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, 'Well, I guess we answered THAT question!'

Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit

What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!

What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!

Hi, need to talk to you asap.
Need your help.
Don't want anyone else to know...I'm at the police station, have been caught drink driving.
Urine sample was positive, I've stolen the sample and tried to run off with it!
...
Now I'm being charged with taking the piss ...

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.
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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'

If your fat and you go swimming in america and see a shark do as follows 1.
swim as fast as you can for a fatter person 2.
head for the japenese fishing ship that (only hunts salmon)... 3.
Let your bowels go but animal rights will hound you 4.distract them with a skinny person note skinny person may not survive after bite 10 5.Petend that the shark has stolen your big boy

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