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Bad Jokes: A Guy Boards A Train Bound

A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye.
'Heck, what a coincidence!
We both have black eyes!
Mind if I ask how you got yours?'
explains the man, 'I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter.
When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!'
The man continues, 'What's your story?'
The other guy explains, 'I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.''

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