A robber broke into a woman's house and the woman saw him.
She was unprepared and unarmed, and she was a Christian.
She decided to shout a scripture verse to maybe stop him.
She shouted out, 'Axe, 2:38!'
He stopped in his tracks.
When the police arrived, they asked him how that stopped him, and he said, 'I thought she said she had an axe and two thirty-eights!'
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