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Bad Jokes: If You Think Life Is Bad

If you think life is bad...
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...
Your life ain't that bad!

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