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Best bad jokes

These are the best 10 bad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What is funnier then a dead osama bin laden?
• Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver
• What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
• A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
• When i was born i was black
• What is the first thing a woman does when she leaves a battered wives shelter
• A woman walks into the store and purchases the following
• What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour
• A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog
• One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing

Random bad jokes

These are 10 bad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A cowboy walked into a barber shop sat on the barber s chair and said i ll have a shave and a shoe shine
• What do you do if your dishwasher stops working
• Once there was a boy who slept with a girl few days ago
• A woman walks into the store and purchases the following
• One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing
• What do you get when you put a baby in a blender
• What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
• You are the 999999999th visitor
• The tooth fairy always told me that if i sold my body parts like my teeth then i would get some money
• Two guys go hunting

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