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Best bad jokes

These are the best 10 bad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What is funnier then a dead osama bin laden?
• Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver
• What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
• One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing
• A woman walks into the store and purchases the following
• A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
• What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan
• What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour
• If you think life is bad
• A asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport

Random bad jokes

These are 10 bad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died
• What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan
• A lady walked into a bank and asked to make a wager
• The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes
• A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog
• What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour
• Why do iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals
• You so poor i walked inside your house and asked for dinner
• A man walks up to the teller at a bank pulls out a gun and demands 25,000 in cash
• A guy boards a train bound for pittsburgh and sits down

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Funny jokes

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