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Bar Jokes: 3 Bums Were Outside A Bar

3 bums were outside a bar.
The first one went in and asked for a fork.
The second one went in and also asked for a fork.
Then the third one went in and wanted a straw.
At this point, the bartender became curious.
"How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?"
"Well", the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."

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