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This page contains 10 Bar Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Bar Jokes first.

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar.
The Bartender asked the pirate 'Where did ya get that peg leg from?'
The Pirate responded 'We were sailing the seas when a big ol shark came up to me while I was swimmin and bit off me leg.'
Later the Bartender asked 'Where did you get that hook then?'
The pirate responded 'Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.'
The bartender then asked 'Then where did ya get the eye patch from?'
The pirate said 'In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye.'
The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, 'How would that make you get an eye patch?'
The pirate responded, 'First day with the hook.'

A man comes home late one night, drunk.
'Where have you been?'
asks his wife.
Man: 'In the Golden Bar!
They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!'
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
'Do you have golden chairs?'
'Yes.'
'Do you have golden glasses?'
'Yes.'
'Do you have golden beer?'
'Yes.'
'Do you have a golden urinal?'
'Hold on.'
On the other end, she hears, 'I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!'




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