A Frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine.
The Frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.
The Frenchie asks the landlord, 'What is that dirty camel doing in here?'
The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure.
The Landlord looks at the Frenchie and says: 'You want a go?'.
To which the Frenchie replies: 'Oui, but there is no need to hit me over the head.'
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