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Best bar jokes

These are the best 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
• A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
• Here was this man in a bar
• An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
• A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
• A man went for an audition at a local club
• This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
• There were three men in a bar
• A guy goes into a bar orders twelve shots and starts drinking
• A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says hey thats a funny looking bird

Random bar jokes

These are 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon
• Bob goes into a cafe and takes a seat near the window
• A horse walks into a bar and the bartender
• There are these 3 vampires
• One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar
• If you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks
• A man walks into a bar and orders a beer
• Two pretzels walk into a bar
• A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk
• A man went for an audition at a local club

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