A hunter was relating his adventures to a stranger in a bar.
Hunter: 'There I was making my way through the jungle when all of a sudden this enormous lion jumped out of the bush and knocked my rifle out of my hand'.
'The lion stared at me and I stared back at the lion'.
'Then he opened his enormous mouth and went 'RAAAAAAAAH'.
'I messed in my pants'.
Stranger: 'So would I if I came face to face with a wild lion'.
Hunter: 'No, no, no'.
'Not then, NOW, when I went 'RAAAAAAAAH'!
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